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The 2019 JEGS 200 was a NASCAR Gander Outdoors Truck Series race held on May 3, 2019, at Dover International Speedway in Dover, Delaware. Contested over 200 laps on the one-mile (1.6 km) concrete speedway, it was the sixth race of the 2019 NASCAR Gander Outdoors Truck Series season.
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