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{"type":"standard","title":"Glochidion zeylanicum","displaytitle":"Glochidion zeylanicum","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15238726","titles":{"canonical":"Glochidion_zeylanicum","normalized":"Glochidion zeylanicum","display":"Glochidion zeylanicum"},"pageid":77240660,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Glochidion_zeylanicum_kakibaknknk01.jpg/330px-Glochidion_zeylanicum_kakibaknknk01.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Glochidion_zeylanicum_kakibaknknk01.jpg","width":1024,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1231778032","tid":"a3f6bcdc-36a9-11ef-88b3-de8e28bc6aaa","timestamp":"2024-06-30T06:26:10Z","description":"Species of flowering plant","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glochidion_zeylanicum","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glochidion_zeylanicum?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glochidion_zeylanicum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glochidion_zeylanicum"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glochidion_zeylanicum","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Glochidion_zeylanicum","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glochidion_zeylanicum?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glochidion_zeylanicum"}},"extract":"Glochidion zeylanicum is a species of flowering plant in the family Phyllanthaceae. It is a shrub or tree which ranges from the Indian subcontinent through Indochina, southern China, Taiwan, Japan, Malesia, and Papuasia to northern Australia and Vanuatu.","extract_html":"
Glochidion zeylanicum is a species of flowering plant in the family Phyllanthaceae. It is a shrub or tree which ranges from the Indian subcontinent through Indochina, southern China, Taiwan, Japan, Malesia, and Papuasia to northern Australia and Vanuatu.
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