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The Life Guards (LG) is the most senior regiment of the British Army and part of the Household Cavalry, along with The Blues and Royals.
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't skeletons fight each other?","punchline":"They don't have the guts.","id":449}
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