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Duncan McNeill, 1st Baron Colonsay FRSE was a Scottish advocate, judge and Tory politician. He was Lord Justice General and Lord President of the Court of Session between 1852 and 1867.
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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Sylan (Norwegian), Sylarna (Swedish), or Bealjehkh (Southern Sami) is a mountain range on the border between Norway and Sweden. The mountain range lies in Tydal Municipality in Trøndelag county (Norway) and in Åre Municipality in Jämtland county (Sweden).
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